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Port Coquitlam high school brings out the poison for 'macabre' play

Archbishop Regional Secondary School will mount "Arsenic and Old Lace" at the Terry Fox Theatre in Port Coquitlam, March 2–4, 2023.
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Archbishop Carney Regional Secondary School students James Van der Mark (Mortimer Brewster) and Sheridan Nix (Elaine Harper) perform "Arsenic and Old Lace" with Patricia Lucero (Abby Brewster) and Abigail Carino (Martha Brewster) at the Terry Fox Theatre in Port Coquitlam, March 2–4, 2023.

James Van Der Mark is ending his Grade 12 year with another starring role.

Next month, the graduating student at Port Coquitlam’s Archbishop Carney Regional Secondary School is leading the cast of Arsenic and Old Lace, in which he portrays the drama critic Mortimer Brewster.

In 2020, Van Der Mark played the titular character in James and the Giant Peach and, last year, he was the dentist in Carney’s Little Shop of Horrors.

But, for Arsenic and Old Lace, Van Der Mark won’t be highlighting his musical talents.

Rather, in the dark comedy, his character will be unravelling the mess left by his two aunts.

Mortimer “is a really fun part to play,” Van Der Mark said, “because he doesn’t have control of anything.”

Penned 84 years ago, the show tells the tale of the Brewster family and Mortimer’s two spinster aunts, who have a penchant for killing lonely old men.

Elderberry wine, laced with arsenic, strychnine and cyanide, is their weapon of choice.

Still, Mortimer has two eccentric brothers who also land him in hot water: Teddy, who thinks he’s the U.S. president Teddy Roosevelt, and Jonathan, who also has a thirst for blood.

Their bizarre actions put Mortimer’s upcoming nuptials to the girl next door, Elaine Harper, in peril.

Director and producer Charles Harris, Carney’s fine arts department head who portrayed Mortimer in a Theatre in the Country production, said he wanted to bring Arsenic and Old Lace to the Catholic high school because “I love that sort of exaggerated humour.

“It’s a good, fun, silly macabre comedy, and I always appreciate the frenetic energy of Mortimer against the calm and relaxed energy of the two aunts.”

“It’s a ridiculous plot,” quipped Sheridan Nix, a Grade 11 student who takes on Elaine. “But it keeps you on the edge of your seat.”

Added Abigail Carino, who plays the aunt Martha Brewster, “There’s a lot of dry humour, but everyone in the show brings something to the table with their part.”

An extra-curricular program that started last October, the winter play involves 15 actors, two student stage managers and 25 crew. The set was made by Harris, Justin Vandebeek and Adam Spinder.

Tickets for Arsenic and Old Lace are $17 via acrss.org. It runs March 2 to 4 at the Terry Fox Theatre (1260 Riverwood Gate, Port Coquitlam). The curtain rises at 7 p.m.